10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)