10 Random Poker Quotes

Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
"you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack