10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it