10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."