10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --