10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--