10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)