10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"