10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "No river, no fish."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."