10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers