10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'