10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.