10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"