10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."