10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A