10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill