10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts