10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.