10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus