10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• im going to 2 out you to death
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine