10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "No river, no fish."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die