10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.