10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."