10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.