10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth