10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.