10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!