10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.