10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com