10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.