10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)