10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe