10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22