10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."