10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.