10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion