10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!