10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---