10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob