10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
im going to 2 out you to death
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.