10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "No river, no fish."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones