10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom