10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake