10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker