10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.