10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."