10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-