10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake