10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.