10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz